Exhibition: Victorians Rediscovered (Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum) Saturday 3rd March 2012

On Saturday (3rd March, 2012) I went to the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum.  Again.  As I’ve said before, I love it there and if I could, I’d probably live there.  I’d seen leaflets about the exhibition ages ago, but (being ages ago) I forgot about them and did that, “Oh, March is aaaaaaages away.  I don’t need to worry about this now.  I can do that later.”  Well, later came and I totally forgot about it until the Friday before.  Only then did I realise I’d forgotten to buy tickets for the Victorians After Dark event on the Saturday evening.  So, I got up extra early on the Saturday intending to snaffle a last-minute ticket, only to discover that said tickets had already sold out. Damn.  Oh well, at least there was the days events to go to and they were free.  Free is good.  I was particularly looking forward to Thomas Truax.  I’d never heard of him before but he was a musician who made his own instruments (combining the very Victorian ideas of inventing, science and entertainment) and he sounded worth checking out.  I wasn’t so keen on the Rogue Taxidermy though.  It sounded a bit… weird!  That was until I saw it.  I took a few snaps from the exhibition…

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THOMAS TRUAX:

Thomas Truax

This dude was amazing!  He went down very well indeed, especially with the little ones. There was a small group of children dancing throughout his entire performance.  It was very cute!  In the second and third photos, he’s playing a Hornicator.  I have no idea what it actually is but it was pretty cool.  He only had a couple of shows in Scotland.  There was one in Aberdeen a few days after this one and if I had the time and the money for it I would totally have made the ridiculous journey to Aberdeen.  It’s normal for me to do things like that, usually at the last minute.  This time I couldn’t.  Rubbish. 😦  I filmed a few videos of him but the sound quality is a bit pants.

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ROGUE TAXIDERMY:

Taxidermy was very popular during the Victorian era as a means of decorating the home.  Rogue taxidermy involves combining animal parts together (that would make a unique and totally-not-real animals…) or entirely made up by the taxidermist artificially.  Many taxidermists don’t consider it real taxidermy.  Apparently when the platypus was discovered, it was originally mistaken for rogue taxidermy.  They thought that someone had sewn together a duck’s beak to something like a beaver.

I don’t remember his name but he was at the exhibition doing some real taxidermy!  It was rather fascinating, really. I could have watched him all day but I figured he might think I was a bit strange. Instead I had a look at the rest of his stuff…

Rogue Taxidermy. Gross and yet strangely fascinating...!


Rat thing with wings…  


Furry-thing with horns


This one was my favourite.  A tea-drinking hare. Awesome!

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There were other things there too.  In one of the rooms was a long table surrounded by lots of children and a few grown-ups in costume.  In turned out the table had hats on it and ribbons and feathers.  Lots of feathers!  They were using them to decorate the hats.  I got chatting to one of the dressed-up grown-ups and he told me that the RSPB was founded by a lady named Emily Williamson.  Hats with feathers were very fashionable in the Victorian era, so much so that some birds were in danger of being lost forever.  Fashion generally works in cycles and over time feathers became unfashionable.  Now most feathers used in fashion are artificial. And thanks to Emily, the RSPB continues to try to protect birds even today… and they don’t just ‘do’ birds, either.

I love seeing children creating.  It’s something I had feared would be in decline, but look at this!  Look at all these beautiful things they made!


Apologies for the blurriness…! People have a tendency to move!

Also, just next to the hat-decorating, was another table where there were a few people learning how to embroider, cross-stitch and knit.  I took another photo…!

I would have loved to have sat with them and knitted or stitched something, but I figured I probably wouldn’t be allowed.

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In yet another room was a dude.  A dressed up dude.  The idea was that if someone banged the gong, he would sing you a song.  The song he was singing?  “I Know A Song That Will Get On Your Nerves.”  Yep.  I found it funny, myself.  I stuck around a bit to see how long it would take for him to annoy himself!  But that wasted valuable exploring time so I set off yet again…

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I learned about how the Victorians liked to play with science.  When they invented things, they liked to show how it worked.  And they liked to scare people. One guy (I forget his name now) would invite people to a big event.  They would think they were coming to see a science experiment or something like that.  When they all arrived, he locked all the doors, turned out all the lights and made loud noises and released crates of birds into the crowd to scare them silly. 

Also, they would set up séances and using something that looks like a camera with a huge lens (like a projector), flame (the light source) and a picture (the “ghost”).  Someone would stand behind a curtain or something at the back of the room, but there had to be a gap for the projector’s lens and they had to be careful not to be seen by everybody else.  When the host called out to the “ghost” – let’s say they’ve asked for Grandpa Tom – the person with the hand-held doohickie would project an image of An Old Man.  They would project it on something like a curtain – which keeps the real identity of the Old Man ambiguous (and so fooling those gathered that it really is Grandpa Tom.)  To make the image appear to move towards them (by taking steps forward) or away from them (by taking steps backwards), the crowd could be fooled into thinking the “ghost” was real.

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In another room (the one where all the china and ceramics is – I forget what it’s called) was a big table.  They were teaching children how to lay the table.  Just in front of the table was this…

Interesting, huh?  I thought so.

I wish I had taken more photos (or more decent photos to be precise; these were the better ones!)  I also wish I’d gotten there earlier.  I missed so much. 

Can we do this again soon, Kelvingrove?  Please?

Inspirational Words:

I spent another afternoon in the Kelvingrove Gallery.  I think it’s one of my favourite places in Glasgow.  I love that you can find something new with every visit.  This time was no different.  A friend, her partner and I spent the afternoon there this time because my friend’s partner had never seen it.  We decided to fix that! 

It’s very easy to get lost in the Kelvingrove Gallery.  I wasn’t kidding about finding something new every time you visit.  Actually, this visit had less than I expected.  A few items and displays have been removed, either because of conservation, inspections, because the display was a loan or because it’s broken.  The haggis has gone (which I was looking forward to showing my friends), for example.  I liked it.  I reminded me (amusingly) of Bill Bailey crossed with Albus Dumbledore.  After a comment I made via my Twitter page, I learned that there had been a little “too much interest in the haggis” sop he had to be taken away… meaning he’s probably been poked, prodded and stroked a bit too much.  Oh dear. 

This time I ventured upstairs.  I’d been there only the week before but most of it was filled with various displays for the Victorians Rediscovered exhibition, so it was a bit busy and I missed a heck of a lot!  We were basically just wandering from room to room and getting very lost in the process.  It took us almost two hours to find the giraffe and elephant that Cheryl had said she wanted to see again… only to discover it was pretty much back where we started.  In fact we somehow managed to completely miss the entire room!  It was fun though.  I like places where I can get a bit lost for a while and explore.  It was in one of the upstairs rooms (I can’t remember which one, to be honest) that I found the quote on the wall.  I liked it so much I took a photograph of it before I forgot it.

My Love of Books

I love books; I always have.  I love reading.  I love the smell of books, too.  I can say with absolute honesty that I have loved reading every book I’ve ever read.  That’s not to say that I love all the books.  In most cases I do and there are books I adore more than others, and I don’t think I could name you one book I haven’t liked.  What I really mean is I love the act of reading.  Sounds geeky, huh?  Whatever.  It’s true, however geeky it makes me sound.  I’ve been reading for a long time.  My Dad insisted on teaching me how to read before I started school.  From what I could gather, the school had told my parents not to teach me because they would do it.  Daddy Spencer said no.  I’m glad he did, actually.  Reading is surely one of those skills in life you simply cannot be without.  I can’t imagine going through life without the ability to read.  How would you make sense of the world around you without even being able to recognise simple letters and words?  The shocking and sad reality is that there are still people leaving school at 16 who haven’t learned how to read.  I’m not suggesting for one moment that those who cannot read are stupid.  I know quite a few people who struggle with words, either reading them or writing them, and they are far from stupid.  After talking to them about it, I found that actually it’s probably a case of them not being taught properly or dyslexia is missed and the proper help isn’t given to them. Worse, that it’s put down to the child/student just not wanting to learn and they’re just misbehaving.  Thankfully there are now a number of short courses out there that are specifically designed to help people learn reading and writing.  But even those people who cannot pick up and book and read it for themselves can still enjoy a good book – audio books are great fun! 

Because I was taught to read so young, throughout most of school, my reading level was always far higher than my classmates.  I have a very vivid memory of asking my teacher in Primary School/Reception class – her name was Mrs. Large – why I was reading more books than the rest of the class.  We had these little books titled Jip the Cat, Meg the Hen, The Fat Pig, etc…  I went through at least two of them during each of my reading sessions with Mrs. Large.  We all took it in turns to sit next to her and read aloud to her.  I wanted to know why I was reading more than the others.  I wondered if perhaps she was trying to make a point or something, or that perhaps I had been bad and this was some kind of punishment.  Not that I minded; I enjoyed reading them. When I finally asked her she simply said, “It’s because you can read.  Everybody else is still learning.” 

I studied literature in college about 10 years ago.  I originally signed up for English Language and Literature, but after switching from A-level Art to History of Art (a decision I regret.  If only because I actually kind of sucked at History of Art even though I really enjoyed it), it meant that my English classes clashed with the History of Art.  The only other option was English Literature.  I was happy enough with that.  Getting to read books all the time sounded like great fun to me!  As it turned out Wednesdays were English Lit days.  I loved it.  Spending an entire day reading, analysing and sharing with others (and, to be honest, a lot enjoyed simply being a little precocious and slightly pretentious on occasions – myself included, sometimes) was wonderful!  I also got to study texts I hadn’t looked at before; some of them have since become personal favourites of mine.  In the last year of A-level (which was actually then A2.  That was first year they did them), I failed pretty much every other subject.  Actually, I did fail. Spectacularly so.  I dropped History of Art at the end of the AS year (yr 1), and pulled out of Psychology (because although I liked it, I couldn’t do it well enough to pass.  I also had too many questions) and Archaeology (again, I loved it and I did well in class and with the essays. I just really, really sucked at the exams) leaving me with just English Lit, which meant I could read all week!  Amazing!

Choosing a list of favourite books is harder than you might think.  In fact, really, considering they’re favourite books it should be a relatively simple task.  I actually found it hard to do; I have a lot of favourite books!  I figured I couldn’t list them all.  In fact, I’m positive I’ve left out many of my favourites, but like I said, I couldn’t possibly list all of them.  Instead, I’ve chosen only a few of them.  I wouldn’t say they were the favourites of the favourites, but it’s close, I guess.  So, in no particular order…

1.  Catcher In The Rye – J. D. Salinger:  I only read this one once.  I don’t know what happened to it.  I guess I either left it somewhere (which is possible. I lose things all the time) or somebody borrowed it.  I remember where I found it, though.  I grew up in a little village called Ludham on the Norfolk Broads.  Ludham likes its Jumble Sales and School Fundraiser events.  I left in early 2003, but I don’t imagine it’s changed all that much.  I guess it’s a lot like many of the other villages on the Broads.  I like the fact that they don’t seem to change very much, if at all.  The few times I visited the village since I left it looks almost exactly the way it did when I moved to Norwich.  Anyway, it was at a fund-raising event at Ludham First School that I found a slightly battered and obviously well-read copy of Catcher In The Rye on the Book Stall – every Jumble Sale has one, and I can’t seem to avoid them.  It was one of those books that always seemed to be in Books You Must Read Before You Die kinds of lists, I just hadn’t found it or gotten around to finding it before then.  I think it cost me about 50p or something.  I snaffled it before somebody else did.  I started reading it when I was back at home and I finished it within a few hours.  I’m like that with some books.  I start reading them and I don’t stop until it’s finished… and then I wonder where my day has gone!  I wish I could tell you more about it, but having only read it once, I don’t remember much about it beyond the fact I fell in love with it straight away.  One day I’ll own it (and keep it) again.  Buy ‘Catcher In The Rye’ (Waterstones)

2.  Frankenstein – Mary Shelley:  This was one I had to read for GCSE English at school.  I also studied it when I was doing a year of Access to Arts, Humanities and Social Sciences, in 2003.  I chose English and Cultural Studies that year.  It turned out the English module was exclusively literature.  Being a lover of books and reading, I didn’t mind at all!  I loved it from the first time I read it and read it a few times afterwards.  I know it’s meant to be quite scary – and I suppose at the time it was written, it probably was – but I didn’t find it scary. I thought it was a wonderful tale, especially after learning that it was inspired by Mary Shelley’s own experience of losing a child and then having seen a science experiment using dead frogs and electricity.  I don’t know exactly how it worked but I think electricity was sent through the frogs which would make them move.  In her story of Frankenstein, Victor used the body parts of dead people and animated it with an electric spark.  By the way, Frankenstein is Victor’s surname.  The Monster/Creature has no name throughout the book.  Frankenstein is the scientist who creates the monster.  I find it annoying when people refer to the monster as Frankenstein.  Read the damn book!  Anyway…  It’s a hard book to get into at first.  I suspect it’s largely down to the language she uses, but the narrative is the fascinating part.  And it says a lot about society – then and now.  Frankenstein abandons the monster as soon as he gives it life.  He runs away from it, hoping that the spark of life would quickly die out.  The creature is then left to fend for itself.  It is entirely shaped by experience.  He experiences loss after Victor leaves him to die.  He is shunned by Victor, and everyone he meets – based entirely on his appearance.  In fact, the only friend he makes is a blind man, until the man’s family returns and forces the monster to leave.  He learns how to read, and, on finding out about how he was created, he resolves to seek to revenge on Victor and his family – to hurt him just as he is hurt by those around him.  He strangles Victor’s brother, William, to death and the housekeeper is accused and subsequently hanged.  He kills again, this time it’s Elizabeth, Victor’s new wife.  He lives what he experiences and learns to behave in an evil way.  And I suppose he’s evil because he was never truly alive.  He was made from people who had died and his life spark was simple electricity.  It’s that age-old Nature vs. Nurture argument again.  Perhaps I have said too much.  I really cannot urge you enough to read it for yourself if you haven’t already.  Buy ‘Frankenstein’ (Waterstones)

3.  I Am Legend – Richard Matheson:  I first heard of this when I was wandering around Waterstones in Norwich, searching for a few books for an essay I was planning for the Access course.  Towards the end of the two-year course (I chose the Access to Education and Teaching module for the second year), I had to write what they called a Long Essay.  It was basically like a Dissertation, but a bit shorter.  I decided that I wanted to look at the representation of vampires in literature, and I wanted to look at one text each is Children’s, Young Adults and Adult fiction.  For the children I chose The Little Vampire (by Angela Sommer-Bodenburg) and for young adults I chose one of Anne Rice’s vampire novels.  I forget which one but it wasn’t one of the obvious ones.  For the adult fiction, I was a bit stuck.  In desperation, I asked the girl behind the till.  Fortunately, she knew exactly what to suggest!  She went to get it from the shelf for me whilst I quietly panicked about exactly what I was going to write about.  I figured reading them all would be the best place to start.  The girl brought back a copy of I Am Legend by Richard Matheson.  I’d never heard of it but she highly recommended it saying it was one of her favourites.  I took it home and started reading that one.  I knew the adult fiction section of the essay would be the hardest to write so I started with I Am Legend.  I read it (and re-read it) within a couple of days.  I loved it!  It is apparently the best vampire story written since Bram Stoker’s Dracula.  It actually has a lot to say about society.  Us vs. Them.  Robert Neville is the last human alive.  After an outbreak of a virus, everybody else has now become a vampire.  Contrary to the most recent film adaptation, they CAN speak.  They haven’t become wordless zombies.  They do take on animal-like qualities but they are still (sort-of) human.  I won’t ruin the story any more for you – please, please read it.  It really is a wonderful story.  If like me, you like to read the book and then watch the film, this one is perfect for that.  The book is miles better, too.  When I heard about the film I was rather excited.  I loved the book and was keen to see how they did it.  I wish I hadn’t.  I won’t tell you what they did.  I’ll let you find that out for yourself, if you’re interested.  My advice?  Read the book first.  Buy ‘I Am Legend’ (Waterstones)

4. Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell:  I first read this in high school.  A very battered copy was in the school library.  I read it after a friend recommended it.  I thought it was the most wonderful book I had ever read at the time.  Looking back and using the book as something like a guide, it’s easy to see just how scarily accurate Orwell actually was to the way things are today.  Its influence is great only very few seem to realise.  I’m not meaning to patronise you – you may know, it’s just my experience is that most people I come across have no idea.  I’m talking more about its influence on popular culture, rather than CCTV, etc…  ‘Room 101’ (I think it’s a BBC show but I can’t remember) is basically a show where celebrities put all the things they hate in life away in one place.  It’s become something of a dumping ground.  If you read Nineteen Eighty-Four, however, you’ll discover that Room 101 is actually the room in which you’ll find your worst nightmare.  Consequently, as a direct result of reading the book as a teen (I think I was about 14 when I first read this) I have become slightly wary/outright scared of rooms numbered 101.  I once stayed in an hotel room numbered 101.  I didn’t sleep.  Anyway… One of the biggest TV successes (and failures, depending on the series) has been Big Brother.  The first was brilliant.  I actually enjoyed it.  I think most people did that year.  I thought it was fascinating watching people.  I saw it entirely as a kind of social science experiment.  Since then, of course, it’s engineered to simply make headlines and front-pages and cause as much scandal and outrage as possible.  Quite tragic, really.  It’s typical of the current trend of Reality TV – which in itself has become nothing more than a basic platform for instant fame and celebrity.  I digress again.  Big Brother is the controlling force in Nineteen Eighty-Four.  I honestly worry whether today’s society is heading that way.  I’m also not sure if it’s entirely avoidable.  You’ll need to read it to understand it.  They’ve made a couple of films of it.  One starring Peter Cushing (I forget the year) – that I’ve seen.  The other I know of stars John Hurt as Winston Smith, which was made in 1984.  Clever, huh?  I’ve yet to see that one.  I keep meaning to.  One day I will do it!  An excellent book by an excellent author who also gave us Animal Farm (yet another book that has many influences today…) among others well worth reading.  Buy ‘Nineteen Eighty-Four’ (Waterstones)

5.  Messiah – Boris Starling:  Messiah was another of those books I picked up at a Jumble Sale in Ludham.  I think it may have even been the annual Vicarage Garden wotsit in the, um… vicarage.  This was a great event every year!  I especially liked the Tortoise race.  The vicar (then Rev. Cameron) had a pet tortoise.  During the early part of the day, you had a chance to guess how far the tortoise would walk (or not walk as the case sometimes was) for a small fee.  Later on, Rev. Cameron would then bring out the tortoise and see if/or how far he would walk.  The winning guess would win a prize.  Anyway, it was at one of those that I found Messiah on an over-piled table.  Again, I think it cost me pence.  I’d heard about it before but had never seen a copy of the book.  I read the blurb on the back and snapped it up before somebody else did.  I love crime fiction.  I like trying to figure it out.  I’m usually very wrong but it’s fun trying anyway.  I think they made a TV series out of it once and I don’t think I was all that impressed with it beyond the fact I think it starred Ken Stott.  When I read the book he was kind of how I imagined Red.  On the cover of the book it said something along the lines of, “It will haunt your dreams”, which I took at the time as some kind of marketing ploy, like the kind you see on adverts for books in train stations and bus shelters.  When I read it, I found it really did, which was a little disturbing.  Overall I think that added to the reasons I liked it so much.  The author, Boris Starling, used to be a tabloid journalist, and the book reads in such a way that it could perhaps be mistaken for reality (which in turn makes Starling a damn good writer in my opinion) – another one I think you should read if you get the chance.  Buy ‘Messiah’ (Waterstones)

6.  Rebecca – Daphne du Maurier:  I read this one after I found myself hooked on a TV series on books by the BBC.  I don’t know if it was a one-off series or if they do it every year.  This one was presented by Alan Titchmarsh.  He was talking about this book and he did it so well I went out to buy it that week.  I loved (and still do love) the first chapter in which Manderley is described.  It’s both beautiful and haunting.  It begins and ends in typical Gothic fashion – with the rise and fall of a house.  Rebecca is an intriguing woman who very nearly doesn’t actually appear in the book itself, just the memory of her and her actions.  The other characters are just as fascinating – the formidable, calculating and manipulative Mrs. Danvers, Maxim de Winter and Mrs. de Winter  – who is never referred to by her first name throughout the book; she’s Maxim’s second wife,  his first being Rebecca.  This is possibly the only crime novel where I actually want them to get away with it!  Buy ‘Rebecca’ (Waterstones)

7.  Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas – Hunter S. Thompson:  This was something I’d heard of years before I actually read it.  I hadn’t bothered with it until I found it on my reading list for my degree.  When I went looking for it, it wasn’t anywhere.  I happened across it by chance in Waterstones in Huddersfield when I was looking for something else on the reading list… that they didn’t have. Typical.  It took me a while to get into Fear and Loathing…  Probably because it is written in a very confusing way.  It took me a few more read-throughs to really appreciate it.  It’s a book I really enjoy reading despite the subject matter.  I always find it really hard to get into a first but I’m usually ok once I’m through the first couple of chapters or so.  The more I read it, the better I find it, mostly.  It’s one of those books I find new things in every time I read it.  I like books that do that.  The kind that reveal their treasures gradually.  It’s also one of those books that is written in such a way that you can never really be sure if it’s based on reality or whether it’s fiction.  Actually, I wonder if perhaps it’s a mixture of the two… or perhaps you’re just meant to think that.  It’s this constant battle of confusion that makes it a bit harder for me to read.  I have tried a few times to Just Read It and not think about it, but I’ve not actually pulled that off yet.  It’s still worth a read, though.  Buy ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ (Waterstones)

8.  Harry Potter series – J. K. Rowling:  I know it was intended for children but there’s no denying its appeal with adults.  Before I really begin this one, let me make this quite clear:  J. K. Rowling is not and has never said she was or is a Satanist, witch or any other such thing.  The article where she reportedly claimed she was a Satanist was in fact a hoax.  The story itself, consequently, cannot be found.  I strongly urge those of you who quickly jump on bandwagons etc, to take the time to look for the evidence yourself – and look for trusted sources, please.  With that out of the way, let’s get back to business.  I’m not sure if I can properly explain why I like them so much.  My sister had read them and loved them.  We usually like the same kinds of books so I was keen to read them.  When the first film came out, my Dad and I went to see it and we really enjoyed it.  That Christmas my Dad bought me the box-set of the four books that had been published at the time.  I think I read the first one within a week and followed it quickly by the second one, and the third and fourth…  The fourth one (Goblet of Fire) actually saw me reading well into the very small hours once, and I ended up in tears after the death of one of the characters.  My Dad actually got out of bed to ask me what was wrong.  I held up the book and all I got was “Oh…” before he plodded back to bed!  I think that’s probably it, really – the fact that I get so engrossed in it I cannot sleep for wanting to know what happens next.  I like books I can get lost in for hours; days.  After I finished the box-set, Dad read them and enjoyed them as much as I did.  That’s the other thing I like about them.  They appeal to almost everybody.  The first one was a bit too much like Roald Dahl for my liking but I like the narrative.  I like the progression through the series.  The characters grow, mature, and change.  I like the element of threat of danger and the fact that characters die or get seriously hurt.  That sounds dreadful!  What I mean is I like the fact it’s not all roses and smiles.  The rest of them (books 5 – 7) aren’t as good in my opinion.  I like that the story comes to an end.  The last part of the final book (Deathly Hallows) reminds that it really is a series intended for younger readers.  I think it’s easy to forget that.  As an adult reader of them I found the final pages a bit of a letdown.  I suppose it won’t matter to the younger readers, though.  And I think it’s nice to see that Harry and the others actually have a future.  I think even younger readers possibly needed to see that.  Buy ‘Harry Potter Box set 1 – 7’ (Amazon)

9.  The Illustrated Man – Ray Bradbury:  This was one of the texts I studied when I was doing a year’s course in GCSE English a few years ago.  This was back when I was very seriously thinking about teaching.  I needed to get a GCSE in both Biology and Maths.  I already had a GCSE in English but it was a compulsory part of the course.  Being a bit of an English Geek I didn’t mind.  Again, it was mostly literature and this suited me just fine!  I have to admit I’d never heard of The Illustrated Man or Ray Bradbury before then.  After I’d read it I wondered why that was!  The Illustrated Man is a brilliant collection of short stories.  Ray Bradbury is a science fiction writer which probably explains why I’d never heard of him before.  I love watching sci-fi films and television programmes but I find them difficult to read and I tend not to enjoy them so much.  This one is a little different, though.  It starts with a short tale about a man who is covered in tattoos.  Nothing remarkable there, but these are no ordinary tattoos.  At night the tattoos come to life and show whoever’s looking at them the future and the narrator cannot resist looking at the images despite being warned not to stare too long.  As the first image comes to life, the first story is told…  It’s a dark, frightening, funny and very clever collection of stories.  I don’t know if I could choose a favourite story.  I enjoyed studying the text.  My copy was particularly battered and scrawled over!  I enjoy reading and studying texts, actually.  I guess I miss that part about not studying literature any more.  I’d do it for fun but that seems a bit pointless, really.  Buy ‘The Illustrated Man’ (Amazon)

10.  Snow Falling On Cedars – David Guterson:  Another text I read whilst studying English Literature, and yet another I doubt I would have ever read had it not been one of the key texts.  It’s a story about many people and has many different perspectives about the same events.  It’s set in the fictional island San Piedro, in 1954; eight years after the attack on Pearl Harbour.  It is this that perhaps helps explain some of the views from some of the characters and the stories they have to tell.  Some of it is very hard to read.  Not because it’s hard to understand the story itself but because some of the views expressed in it are hard to swallow, even though it’s very obviously fiction.  Snow Falling On Cedars opens with the trial of Kabuo Miyamoto, a Japanese-American fisherman, on trial for the murder of Carl Heine.  Heine’s body was pulled from the water with a significant injury on his head.  It is this that leads the coroner to suspect and conclude that Carl was killed by a Japanese man.  Interestingly enough, Kabuo is referred to as the accused man in the opening chapter.  Is he guilty, or is he innocent?  The other twist to the tale is Ishmael Chambers, a friend of Miyamoto and his wife, Hatsue – Ishmael’s childhood friend and lover.  It tells of their childhood, of Ishmael and Kabuo’s time during the war.  I can’t remember why or how Ishmael found them, but he comes across documents that tell the real truth of exactly how Carl Heine died.  The question is what does he do with this new information?  The book is very graphic in its telling of the story but it is also a compelling read.  I was one of very few people in the English Lit class that actually enjoyed it.  They made a film out of it starring Ethan Hawke as Ishmael Chambers (I can’t remember the rest of the cast) – it was ok, but it doesn’t quite do the book justice, I don’t think.  Buy ‘Snow Falling On Cedars’ (Waterstones)

As I said before, this list is not exhaustive.  I have many others that could (and maybe should) have made it into this one, but I think I’ll leave it there.  You never know, I may make another list!

Creativity Cures Boredom

For the last few weeks I’ve done a call-centre training course in the East end of Glasgow.  I wasn’t impressed at first.  The first week was a complete mess.  We did nothing… except complete quizzes and puzzles and draw pictures of pigs that apparently explain our personalities… Rubbish.  From the second week onwards it wasn’t quite so dull.  Not only am I answering telephones (and rather well, I might add!) but I’ve also sort-of gained qualifications in health and safety, first aid, customer service and conflict resolution.  I say sort-of because a) I don’t know if I’ve actually passed them (though I’m sure I have) and b) the certificates haven’t been sent to me yet.

That’s just grand, but answering phones is dull.  Actually, what I really mean is the bit between answering the phones is dull.  Talking to people, making sure the right messages are given to the right people, etc… is both easy and a little enjoyable (as long as the person on the other end isn’t rude, nasty, angry at nothing… you get the picture) but the time between calls almost kills me with boredom.  Which is why I started to take things to do.  It started in the first week where I actually got a lot of knitting done.  I was finishing the jingle-bell-cube-things for a friend’s little boy, for his first birthday.  I have no pictures of these… Rubbish!

However, I do have pictures of other stuff I’ve done!


This was the drawing I did of a bit of tree that I could see from the window across from my desk… Not bad considering I haven’t drawn much in about 12 years!


Flower I made from a post-it note and a pin.

Other flower I made from half a post-it note…


I also started doing a little cross-stitch during my lunch breaks and on the train home.

I’ve since started knitting on my lunch breaks.  I also have a small puzzle book on my desk to do between calls (when I’m not looking at various news/arts websites, that is)  Needless to say, I’ve not been bored since!  Hooray!

Mini Fabric Bow

I found an off-cut of fabric in my craft cupboard ages ago.  I thought about making some kind of bow for a while, but wasn’t quite sure where to start.  I tried finding a simple tutorial online to start me off. Most of the things I learn to make start by following a tutorial (usually on a stitch or technique) and then I start playing around with it once I’ve learned the new stitch/technique.

I couldn’t find anything I wanted in particular…  I then decided to Just Play.  I didn’t have a lot of fabric at first so I wasn’t that worried about getting things wrong or making too much of a mess.  I didn’t have much to lose!

At the time, I wasn’t feeling very well.  It turned out I had bronchitis, and had had it for almost a month when I started playing around with the idea of making a bow.  Because I was so unwell I wanted it to be as simple as possible!

I started by cutting a rectangle of fabric that I folded in half length-ways (right-side to right-side) and stitched around the edges, leaving a small gap at one end for turning right-side out.

After turning it right-side out, I made tiny little stitches along the long edges in a sort-of loopy way.  I’m sure it has a proper name but I don’t know what it is!  I’m still learning how to sew but usually end up just making things up as I go along!  Hopefully you can see what I mean from the photograph!

I also sewed closed the small gap I left for turning.   I then made a gather stitch down the middle of the rectangle and then pulled it together, tacking it down to hold.  I didn’t like it much at first because I thought it looked a bit messy in the middle.  To solve that, I simply cut a small piece of felt and wrapped it around the middle. 

It wasn’t exactly what I had in mind, but it was a start…

Knitted Corsages

Do you remember those flowers I knitted?  Well, I played around with the patterns a little longer, come up with a pattern for a slightly larger flower and then set about making something else from them.  I love the bouquet idea but I wanted to try making corsages from them. 

Sewing them together seemed easy enough but using the yarn made them too bulky.  I then tried some very sticky, very messy glue (anything involving glue and I end up in a right mess!) and that was great… Until they ended up in pieces a few days later.  For some reason the glue just wasn’t up to holding them together for very long.

On my desk is a small red and white polka-dot box.  It has ribbons in it now but it used to have a load of thread in it.  I thought that perhaps simply tacking the flowers together with some sewing thread might just work. 

Like with the bouquet idea, I sewed down a few buttons to the centre of the smaller flower.  I then attached a brooch pin to the back of the larger flower and then covered the base with a small square of felt.  I tried to use felt and thread that matched as closely as possible with the knitted flower.  Then, with the pin attached, I layered up the flowers and then tacked them together, first with the smaller and middle flowers, and then I tacked them to the larger flower, trying to keep the stitches away from the felt.

The thread worked a lot better than the yarn and because it’s strong, I was able to pull it tighter in places to give some shape to the corsage.

Here is a selection of the ones I have made so far…

 

 

Knitted Flowers.

As you might have gathered from most of my posts, I love knitting. 

I had a go at making flowers a while ago using fabric but I couldn’t find a way of stopping the edges from fraying… and then the whole thing falling apart in a shredded mess.  So then I thought I’d have a go at knitting flowers.  I already had a few patterns for them at home but they were just a bit too complicated for me.  I’ve been knitting for almost a year now and I’m picking it up well enough but I’m not very good at reading/understanding patterns, and there’s almost always a stitch or technique involved that I haven’t learned yet.  So I thought, “b*&$!r it, then!” and, using the patterns as a starting point and the knowledge I have so far I set about making my own patterns. 

It took days to get something close to anything that I had in mind. But finally, I had it!  I had the main flower done, but to me it seemed like something was missing.  It was nice enough but it definitely needed something more.  So I tried making a tiny one, and after a few more days and a bag full of bits of yarn, I had that sussed, too. 

Well, now what was I going to do with them?  I started by layering up the two flowers and stitched them together.  And then I spent a good 40 minutes or so going through my button box and chose three buttons to use as the centre of the flowers.  I layered up the buttons and then stitched them on top of the flowers.  But what was I going to do with that?

Ages ago, I bought some brooch backs from Art Store, randomly.  I don’t even remember buying them!  They were in the bag containing beading needles and some elastic (that I do remember buying) and I happened across them when I was searching my craft cupboard for something else.  It took a while to finally get one of the backs on the flower… after I’d been jabbed far too many times.  I decided after that I would just sew one of them on!

I then had an idea about bouquets of knitted flowers.  I want to make one to display in my craft room – just for me!  So I ordered some florist wire online and then waited rather impatiently for it to arrive.  When it did I set about making more flowers, layering them up as I  had before and choosing three buttons and tried to attach them with the wire.  It was a bit fiddly at first but by the 3rd attempt I pretty much had it cracked.   I even made a couple of leaves.  Brilliant!

… Well, almost!

   

It’s coming together ok but there are quite a few flaws in the design that I’m still trying to figure out but I will get there in the end…!  I will not be beaten!

The Awesomeness of Decopatch…

You know those times when you feel like your brain has turned to goop?  I get it on a too-frequent basis.  It’s especially troublesome when I need to be creative.  Thankfully, I’ve discovered a cure: gluing.  Specifically, playing with the prettiest paper ever invented and a ridiculous amount of glue.

It all started at my 30th birthday party.  I decided that I wanted to do something a bit different for my birthday.  I’ve done the go-out-and-drink thing loads of times and I figure I’m probably getting too old for that now.  Certainly it’s a bit cringey to be loud, drunk and silly these days.  Instead, I thought I’d invite a few friends to a craft party, but what to do?!  It was then I remembered Damselfly.  Damselfly is the best, most amazing craft shop I have ever set eyes on and set foot in.  Everything they do and have is so pretty.

I’d seen them demonstrate Decopatch at a craft show before and it looked like fun.  Anything involving glue and a little mess is awesome!  A few friends and I headed to the shop on Saturday 22nd October, very excited.  It took a while for us to decide what we  wanted to make but once we got started, I think it’s safe to say that some of us got a bit addicted… We even had tea and cupcakes!  The cakes were incredible, by the way.  They had glitter on them.  It was almost a shame to eat them, but it’s cake and cake has to be eaten.  It’s sort of The Rule.

I made a giraffe.  Giraffes are awesome.  When I chose it, I noticed there was a small tear in one of the legs but I didn’t think anything of it… Until I pretty much snapped it off!  I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry!  I settled for staring wide-eyed and silent at the nice ladies in the shop.  Amazingly, one of them was able to save him, and I glued a few long strips of paper around the leg.

After all that I decided that the giraffe deserved a name, so I sort-of named him George as I was making him.  By the time I finished him he looked a bit random to be just George… And so it became Random George.  And here he is!

  

Well, then I was left with a load of bits of pretty paper.  I kind of over-estimated how much I would need to finish Random George.  And then I stuck them in a small jar on my desk and did nothing with them. Typical…

A few weeks ago I was set the task of making a ridiculous amount of things in a ridiculously short space of time.  Naturally, under that much pressure the brain goes goopy and you make so many mistakes and then you make a mess and then you can’t be bothered to create anymore because what’s the point when it all goes wrong and before you know it youthroweverythingasideanddrinktoomuchciderand…  And that’s when I thought I’d try Decopatch on a glass jar.

Actually that wasn’t the first one I did.  The first jar a covered in glue and paper was this one…

…but that was used for something else that I’ll share with you another time.  I liked it so much I made the other jar.  And I liked that so much I decopatched an empty cider bottle that I had in my kitchen.

I can’t wait to find more stuff to cover in glue and paper!  It’s quite therapeutic, actually.  Which is why it’s perfect for those times when you want to scream/destroy what you’ve tried to make…  And it couldn’t be simpler; you just paste a little glue onto the object you want to cover, lay a piece of the paper down and then top it with another thin layer of glue.  You can get proper Decopatch glue, but it can be expensive and is hardly ever available.  It comes in the shops and goes straight back out again!  I find the PVA Craft Glue from The Works just as effective.  I tried using Anita’s Tacky Glue once and it was rubbish.  I do recommend you get a proper Decopatch brush, though.  Other brushes tend to shed hairs and get stuck to your crafty-make, and that’s not cool at all.  I’d also recommend tearing the paper instead of cutting it.  You get a softer edge and it looks nicer, in my opinion.  Cutting it is fine (and quicker if you want to use a lot of different papers), though.  And you can pretty much cover ANYTHING at all!  Awesome!

Oh, and the brain-goop goes away long enough to be more productive in other crafty-creative projects, so the thing you or I shove off the desk/hide under the desk, etc. can be finished in the end.  Hooray for Damselfly!  Hooray for cupcakes!  Hooray for Decopatch!

My Christmas Makes…

Since I haven’t had a working camera for a while, there was obviously some delay in being able to share them with you.  Instead of writing a number of posts, I’ve decided to put all the things I’ve made for Christmas together in one post.

First up are the felt hearts.  I made one randomly.  I was just playing with some off-cuts of felt, thread and a huge bag of filling I had.  I like it so much I made a few more of them, in different colours, and added a length of ribbon so that they can be used as tree decorations.

Felt Hearts

Since I liked how easy using felt was, I had an idea for felt robins.  These took a few attempts to get right.  My sewing skills aren’t brilliant, but they turned out nice.  I can sew as long as I concentrate very hard and sew slowly… but then I get impatient and end up having to unpick stitches.  The eyes were originally made by sewing little French knots but I’m not very good at them (I manage to get maybe 4 out of 10 right!) and they were too loose.  For the ones in the pictures, I used tiny black seed beads.  It was a bit tricky at first, but I think I’ve gotten the hang of it now!  Again, I added a length of ribbon so they can be used as tree decorations.  The filling (that was also used in the hearts) is horrible stuff!  It feels horrid in my hands – it’s worse than cotton wool!  I stuffed the robins as tightly as I could and stitched up the gap.  Normally I would sew inside-out and turn right-side out later.  This time, I decided to sew around the edge from the outside, in blanket stitch, but making the stitches tiny.

Felt Robins

 
 
Lastly, do you remember the little beanie hats I knitted?  Well, most of them ended up on little Christmas cards… and they look like this!
 
 
 
I made them using little card blanks and decorating them very simply with a few tiny snowflake stamps and silver ink.  The ‘Christmas Joy’ greeting is simply stamped – in either red, green or black ink – on card and then mounted on the card blank.
 

The most beautiful yarn EVER!

I was in Clydebank weeks ago.  I don’t really know what I was looking for.  I went into the indoor shopping centre… not the huge one (that has almost everything in it), but the smaller, slightly dodgy-looking one.  I’ve seen people go in and come out of it all the time, I just never went in myself. Until then. 

It was then that I spotted it.  A really tiny yarn shop!  I mean tiny, too.  Outside it, on a shelf were these 50g balls on the most gorgeous yarn I have ever seen in my entire life!  And they were reduced from £5.20 each to £2.60 each!  Awesome!  I was about to pick up at least one ball when something happened (that I won’t go into) and I ended up leaving the shopping centre without the yarn and in a rotten mood, swearing I would never go in again.  But the yarn was amazing!  I had to have it!

So last week I swallowed my pride and went in, specifically to get this particular yarn, the 8mm pins I needed and then I would leave.  She still had the yarn! Awesome!  There were only about 4 balls of the yarn altogether, and they were in 3 colours.  I picked up the blue one… and then spotted a greeny-coloured one. They were both very pretty!  I couldn’t decide which one I wanted the most. In the end, I got both of them!  It looks like this (sort of…!)  I would take a photo of the ones I bought, but my camera isn’t working at the moment.

 

It’s made with nylon, wool and polyester (and has little bits of foil/tinsel through it).  Its thickness changes throughout between thin and REALLY chunky.  Once you’re used to that, it knits really nicely.  If you have to frog it (and I have, a few times!), you have to tease it out, or you’ll end up in a right ol’ tangle!  The yarn and tinsel sheds a little, but it doesn’t spoil it.

I’m addicted to it already!  I tried my usual yarn shop and they don’t have it/can’t get it.  I tried online (using various links published in my growing pile of knitting magazines) and found most of the links either blocked or faulty.  It looks as though I may just have to buy it and get it shipped from Italy (which is probably going to cost me a fortune), which sucks a bit but if it means I get my yarn fix… well, you know how it is!